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Went on date 3 yesterday. Fooled around a bit which was a little awkward as it seemed we may have different styles of doing things. Also I had to drive him to the ferry and it was a block from my old apartment. Remember where all the bad things happened and my whole life exploded and most days I am still really sad…. Yeah right there. I told him today that I’m sorry but that made me a little uncomfortable and he said he realized that. We will have more dates. It’s a weird thing because I don’t know why this one is sticking.. We call each other and talk and it’s not too serious. We make out like 15 year olds but he was 17 when he had his first kiss. It is all very uncharted territory for me.

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We had a fuck august party. God bless September. Let everything be new.

We had a fuck august party. God bless September. Let everything be new.

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Everyone else is posting their pre draft drinks. In Brooklyn with mine.

Everyone else is posting their pre draft drinks. In Brooklyn with mine.

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I named my cat once

Texas burrito frito lay mozarts tenth symphony in a can for the major general Los sabado blablazo Phillip (my last name)

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This one may be a good one. We spent our second date ranking which superheroes we would have sex with. We text all of the time but have talked on the phone twice. I called him after trivia and we talked for an hour. We went over actual things like what category we are in and determined neither of us are working toward just hitting and quitting. We talked about the third date rule and decided that sex happens organically and that is not the goal just because it’s a certain number of dates. We found super hero porn online then synced our devices and watched it and laughed over the phone together while commentating. Our third date is tomorrow and our fourth date is Sunday probably. He tried to fit in a date 3.5 tomorrow night since we are both going to things in the afternoon but not at night. And he said date 5 or 6 we can watch jaws since I’ve never seen it. I don’t want to be hopeful but I like knowing good people and this one doesn’t seem half bad.

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I need this. I need to actively believe this right now. I look smiley but I am actively fighting the desire to actively walk out.

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Paranoia

So I went on a second date. The first date was yesterday. We were having a great time drinking beer and discussing the top eight fuckable superheroes of both genders. Then he gets a text and looks super alarmed. Someone from an unknown number sent him a picture of him and I sitting at the bar together and it said “looks like tinder dating is going well”…. He had mentioned he went on a one hour tinder date at that place a month ago or so. The girl was there and I guess they didn’t hit it off and so she took a picture of us and sent it to him. I was terrified. He went and spoke with the bartender and was really cool about it and we ended up leaving and joking and a lot of kissing and talking and laughing. And the most important not scary part… I got asked on a 3rd date. I have not been asked on a 3rd date since I’ve been single. Not only was I asked on a third date… But I really want to go. We discussed all sorts of days that work and even combinations of days we are free. I usually say “I have a date I really don’t want to go on” because my anxiety gets so bad before things. I have done so well. Not saying a 3rd date is a big deal for most but for me it really is. It means I am moving forward and I am excited whether it be this guy or someone else but that I can like people enough to spend time with them and consider them.

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Perfect Dick has utilized fb messenger to track me down and ask why we don’t talk. I blocked his number 3 months ago and I don’t think he realized. My milkshake brings all the boys with live in spouses to the yard.

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Went on a date

Made out for 509 hours. It was a mix of good and bad. The date was great he was funny and is a bearded ginger and has nothing in common with me so we had a lot to talk about. He is allergic to carbs like really allergic. And he said “you said you were medium chubby but you aren’t” while we were kissing. Every time I go on a date I get home and then hate everyone though. I had that good date with Larry then he met my friends and I never called him again and he was cute and smart. This guy is a bearded ginger for the sake of the world that is my favorite thing. A skinny plaid wearing blue eyed bearded ginger who is sometimes good at kissing and other times too enthusiastic. We will see.

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And sometimes you just gotta sext people you hookup with via tinder. Even though you have each other’s numbers and have seen each other very very naked. It seems dirtier through tinder.